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Monday, April 7, 2008
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So I’ve been thinking…
Why do I enjoy being a prick so much?? Those of you who know me personally can attest to the fact that when I want to be I can be quite the prick….
Take yesterday for example… Everyday I commute from Milford to Stamford and see all sorts of idiot drivers. Yesterday I decided to play with one.
Driving through Stratford, some asshole decides to fly down the right lane and cut across all lanes into the left. In the process cutting off and 18 wheeler along with all the other cars. !8 wheeler locks up the trailer wheels everyone trying not to wreck each other. Most days this pisses me off, but yesterday REALLY pissed me off so I hatched a plan.
I kept an eye on the guy as we continued South. As normal, when we got to Fairfield we hit traffic. I waited, and finally got up next to him. This is where Pure Evil takes over…. I get him to roll down his window. The conversation goes as follows…
Me: “Do you realize you caused a big wreck up in Stratford when you cut everybody off?”
Him: Blank stare
Me: “It’s pretty bad. I think someone got hurt”
By now you can see the panic in his eyes
Me: “Don’t worry though, I called the State Police and gave them your plate number so they know who caused it.”
I then just rolled up my window. He couldn’t get to the exit fast enough. I’m sure he either turned around and went back, or sat on the side of the road freaking out. LOL
Either way… FUCK HIM!!!
LOL Being a prick can be fun.
Take yesterday for example… Everyday I commute from Milford to Stamford and see all sorts of idiot drivers. Yesterday I decided to play with one.
Driving through Stratford, some asshole decides to fly down the right lane and cut across all lanes into the left. In the process cutting off and 18 wheeler along with all the other cars. !8 wheeler locks up the trailer wheels everyone trying not to wreck each other. Most days this pisses me off, but yesterday REALLY pissed me off so I hatched a plan.
I kept an eye on the guy as we continued South. As normal, when we got to Fairfield we hit traffic. I waited, and finally got up next to him. This is where Pure Evil takes over…. I get him to roll down his window. The conversation goes as follows…
Me: “Do you realize you caused a big wreck up in Stratford when you cut everybody off?”
Him: Blank stare
Me: “It’s pretty bad. I think someone got hurt”
By now you can see the panic in his eyes
Me: “Don’t worry though, I called the State Police and gave them your plate number so they know who caused it.”
I then just rolled up my window. He couldn’t get to the exit fast enough. I’m sure he either turned around and went back, or sat on the side of the road freaking out. LOL
Either way… FUCK HIM!!!
LOL Being a prick can be fun.
Daily Piece of Ass
Today's Daily Piece(s) of Ass is dedicated to my man Greg who just bought a new house that is in need of some work... Congrats Greg
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
Daily piece of ass
The plan seems to be developing to post a hot piece of ass each day with my rants posted in between..... So without further delay, Today's Piece of Ass
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